Two. The comparison feed

Everyone else has their people. You can see the photographs.

What you are looking at is other people's edited highlights, taken on their best evenings, next to your own ordinary Tuesday from the inside. Nobody posts the two hours of nothing much. The comparison is not merely unfair, it is not a comparison at all, because the two things are not the same kind of object.

It also lands exactly where it does most damage. Straight into the conclusion that everybody else was issued with something you were not.